redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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