dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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