D3 body, D1 cock
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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