i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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