I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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