He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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