Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Reggie can tackle my bush.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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