were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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