I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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