More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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