Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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