don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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