You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Mom said you looked used
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
