I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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