Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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