So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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