my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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