She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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