Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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