Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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