My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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