Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
