Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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