So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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