i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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