Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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