yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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