why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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