Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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