oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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