You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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