the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
try to milk me bitch
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