We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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