East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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