You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
