dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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