oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my shit smells like andre
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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