i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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