Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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