How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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