Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I looked at my own cervix.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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