Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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