I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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