I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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