I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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