Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
well you can't waste a boner
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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