Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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