I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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