If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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