If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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