Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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