I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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