so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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