You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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