i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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