Don't you send me to vm
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Let's get the cat blown out
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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