Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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