Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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