The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I fill condoms, not promises.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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